I knew it was a crappy day when I yelled at the girl in the drive up window at Little Ceasars. All I wanted was a cheese pizza. On my way to pick up the sitter so I could be at a meeting at 6:30 and I needed a pizza. Easy right? NOPE! I am sure the mental giant at the drive up window couldn't give a shit what I thought, but when you have Hot and Ready on the big sign out front, have the damn things hot and ready.
Kids ate cherios. Everyone lived to see another day. I'm still pissed at the LC's.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Tiny Dancer
I got two tickets to see Elton John. A much easier "GET" than the Hannah Montana Tickets that we DIDN'T get.
Online, I filled in the ticketmaster form for two tickets best available. When that came back with two tickets on the floor for a total of $225 I had to stop and think. I asked M.D. Husband if I really wanted floor seats. His exact words were, "are you planning on throwing your underwear at him?". So, I canceled those tickets and got upper level tickets on the side. Saved $100 bucks. Still good seats.
When I asked the husband if he wanted to go with me he said no. Not maybe, just no. I guess it would be too much to ask him to be a little bit gay, just for one night. You know, he didn't go with me the last time I saw Elton. On call at the hospital. Why expect anything different this time. This time, he gets to stay with the offspring. So, I am going to find a friend to go with me. Now is when I need a gay concert buddy.
Online, I filled in the ticketmaster form for two tickets best available. When that came back with two tickets on the floor for a total of $225 I had to stop and think. I asked M.D. Husband if I really wanted floor seats. His exact words were, "are you planning on throwing your underwear at him?". So, I canceled those tickets and got upper level tickets on the side. Saved $100 bucks. Still good seats.
When I asked the husband if he wanted to go with me he said no. Not maybe, just no. I guess it would be too much to ask him to be a little bit gay, just for one night. You know, he didn't go with me the last time I saw Elton. On call at the hospital. Why expect anything different this time. This time, he gets to stay with the offspring. So, I am going to find a friend to go with me. Now is when I need a gay concert buddy.
Can a Sister Get a Cold?
It seems like every time I start to feel sick, one of our three offspring come down with a fever and some ailment that trumps my allergy/cold. I asked my M.D. husband if he could just check me into the hospital so I could get sick. He laughed. When I jokingly inquired about checking me in for exhaustion he laughed, again.
Why can't I go into the hospital for a much needed rest? Celebrities do it all the time. Is there some type of rule that says you need to be addicted to Heroin, Meth or Vodka to qualify for a 36 hour exhaustion visit to a first rate hospital. That's when M.D. Husband informed me that Meth/Heroin/Vodka Celebrity pays CASH for their visit.
When you put it that way, I will keep that $800 for a 36 hour exhaustion visit and take a Fun Ship Cruise. Sleep when I want. Eat when I want. Drink all I want. AND, I don't have to worry about a future trip to Rehab.
Why can't I go into the hospital for a much needed rest? Celebrities do it all the time. Is there some type of rule that says you need to be addicted to Heroin, Meth or Vodka to qualify for a 36 hour exhaustion visit to a first rate hospital. That's when M.D. Husband informed me that Meth/Heroin/Vodka Celebrity pays CASH for their visit.
When you put it that way, I will keep that $800 for a 36 hour exhaustion visit and take a Fun Ship Cruise. Sleep when I want. Eat when I want. Drink all I want. AND, I don't have to worry about a future trip to Rehab.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Grammys
I loved the Grammys last night. I have been listening to Amy Winehouse for the past 4 months now. My personal favorite Amy Winehouse song, Tears Dry on their Own. She's as crazy as a shithouse rat, but I love her style of music.
Morris Day and The Time - Oh My. I loved it. Next year, Cameo and a little Oh Sheila?
I must say that I felt a little old. I love Jerry Lee Lewis but man did he look old. God love him, he can still bang on a piano. I was worried that Tina Turner would try to out shake Beyonce and break a heel or a hip. And did Little Richard steal a wig from the wardrobe room at The Color Purple on Broadway?
I still have trouble with some rappers and hip hop. I don't get alot of the "ho and pimp" stuff. I am true to the old school rappers. Rob Base... ."I wanna rock right now, I'm Rob Base and I came to get down"...... Joy and Pain.... The Beastie Boys.... RUN DMC ...... But I liked Kanye's songs. Did you think his D.J.'s look a little like extras from the movie TRON?
Great Show, but I am still waiting for the Journey Reunion with Steve Perry. The greatest voice in music!
Morris Day and The Time - Oh My. I loved it. Next year, Cameo and a little Oh Sheila?
I must say that I felt a little old. I love Jerry Lee Lewis but man did he look old. God love him, he can still bang on a piano. I was worried that Tina Turner would try to out shake Beyonce and break a heel or a hip. And did Little Richard steal a wig from the wardrobe room at The Color Purple on Broadway?
I still have trouble with some rappers and hip hop. I don't get alot of the "ho and pimp" stuff. I am true to the old school rappers. Rob Base... ."I wanna rock right now, I'm Rob Base and I came to get down"...... Joy and Pain.... The Beastie Boys.... RUN DMC ...... But I liked Kanye's songs. Did you think his D.J.'s look a little like extras from the movie TRON?
Great Show, but I am still waiting for the Journey Reunion with Steve Perry. The greatest voice in music!
Lucky Charms
I am living in a house with a cereal abuser. Yes, the 2 year old only likes the marshmallows from the lucky charms. She has started pouring out the dry cereal and picking out the yellow stars, green clover and blue diamonds.
I hope the Leprechaun does not find out about this.
I hope the Leprechaun does not find out about this.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Brit
This entire Britney circus is exhasting me. Yes, she's nuttier than a fruitcake, but at least her family can get it together enough to have her held for two weeks.
What baffles me is that now her attorneys, that threatened to quit a month ago, want to contest her father being in control of her estate.
Amazing. A month ago she's a nutcase and we quit. Today, she hates her father and we think someone else needs to be in control.
What baffles me is that now her attorneys, that threatened to quit a month ago, want to contest her father being in control of her estate.
Amazing. A month ago she's a nutcase and we quit. Today, she hates her father and we think someone else needs to be in control.
Friday, February 1, 2008
Fruit from the Fruit
The local news reported an elderly man was arrested for exposing himself to school children at a bus stop. The children reported that a few days earlier he tried to lure them to a storage unit with a bannana. Yep, that's correct. A Bannana. Well, we all know that he is mentally ill. Who in their right mind lures children with fruit. That's like saying, "hey little girl, come over here. Come see this nice bag of carrots and lentils".
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