OK, I found this in Port Gibson, Mississippi.
I call it the Finger of God. It is on the top of the steeple of the First Presbyterian Church. I always thought those Presbyterians were a little nutty.
Anyway, we stopped in Port Gibson to get some Benadryl for the girls because their bug bites were itching and they would not stop BITCHING about it. I ask the obviously Pentecostal lady checking us out "What's the deal with the gold finger on the church?".
She gave me a look that said "SINNER BE GONE!" and said "It's pointing to heaven, you know to God". I just said OK. Jay paid for the kids benadryl and we left.
Bitch please, I know you wear shorts around the house and watch TV. Don't pull the God card on me. I was Baptist and I'm an Episcopalian now. I might be drinking and whoooo, you don't know how crazy I can get when I start drinking whiskey. So Step OFF and point me in the direction of the nearest Interstate.
2 comments:
I do not know what is funnier, you and the drugstore lady that secretly wears shorts at home (I always thought they did that), or you trying to be Herb Dickerson! You are cracking me up!!!! I find myself going in for an "AMY STORY" when I'm having a bad day. Let me know when the book deal goes through! I'll be your manager!
I think we'd sell out at venues in Punkin Center, Hog Hair, and Wyatt. We'll move up to Q-Town, North Hodge, East Hodge, and Eros before going in for the "city shows" in JUST Hodge and Jonesboro! Ha!
Amy M. Vessel
p.s. You have your own fan club back home!!! Seriously!
I have seen that same pointer on the church! I have really enjoyed your blog. I have passed it along to a friend from college who is married to a Navy OB/GYN who may be moving to Pensacola from SC! I will have to hook y'all up! Keep up the blogging, I check everyday for a new laugh! Carrie McCullin put me onto it!
Adrianne Haddox Smith
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