I walked into the living room and found this suspicious Man Barbie lurking in a corner next to a bookcase.You have to wonder if this trench coat clad Man Barbie has registered with the local authorities as a sex offender.
And why is he not in the Barbie Corvette with Swimming Barbie and Mermadia Barbie and Hannah Montana? Or why is he not on the lime green plastic couch with Dr. McDreamy Enchanted Man Barbie and Brown Hair Barbie watching Barbie's new flat screen tv?
Maybe he was thrown out of the Barbie Disco/Pool/ Jet Plane party? I don't think Veterinarian Barbie and Barbie with one leg liked his sexist jokes.
Maybe he's not taking his meds, like Britney?
Apparently I am going to have to make a call to Mattel and ask them to make extra Man Barbie clothes. Daughter number 2 informed me that "Man Barbie just isn't supposed to wear a dress". I guess we haven't taken her to the French Quarter enough.
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