I saw on the news where a lady had her 30 pound Jesus statue stolen from her front yard. She got a call to look in the mailbox. There she found a ransom note.
"The note reads: “We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks w/out picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly so please clean up all the weiner poopie, if you want to see Jesus unharmed. Sincerely, Lindy Lane Residents.”
Apparently this lady has three or four dogs and has been cited before for not picking up after her dog. She was just shocked that anyone would steal Our Lord and Savior.
Perhaps she should be asking herself, what would Jesus do?
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