Right now in my backyard preparations are underway for a massive Barbie Wedding. The plastic cake and plastic flowers are outside in the grass. Along with 15 of our 32 Barbies, including the two "man barbies".
My question to the "preacher leader person" was how do all these Barbies get married if there are only two man barbies. Easy answer - The other man barbies are invisible. How convenient is that. All from the minds of 7 year olds.
Friday, February 29, 2008
OMG - Oxford, MS
I have a new fav. It's the Daily Mississippian Online. The Ole Miss Online News. www.thedmonline.com. There is now a webiste www.hauteytoddy.blogspot.com. It's hysterically funny.
Meghan gives you her opinion of all things Fashion at Ole Miss and beyond. Srsly. Yes, she uses abrev. of certain words and phrases that at times are srsly silly. But funny, sometimes, beatch.
She has opinions about what you should wear to a tailgate, ball game, class on cold days, class on warm days, to a Memphis Hotel on Valentines Day, to the clinic when you are sick and to Wal Mart. OMG she was Srsly pissed when the LSU Pimps dropped their tent in the grove complete with a Stripper Pole. LOL. Srsly. Now that's funny.
She's snooty and thinks a lot of herself. I don't know where life will take her, but I can only hope that it will include a trans-Atlantic flight in coach seated next to a 2 year old (dressed in a Juicy Baby velour sweatsuit) with a head cold and in front of a high school ADHD class trip to France.
And remember, neon is in, sheer is only ok for a size two and no flip flops in the winter, y'allz.
Meghan gives you her opinion of all things Fashion at Ole Miss and beyond. Srsly. Yes, she uses abrev. of certain words and phrases that at times are srsly silly. But funny, sometimes, beatch.
She has opinions about what you should wear to a tailgate, ball game, class on cold days, class on warm days, to a Memphis Hotel on Valentines Day, to the clinic when you are sick and to Wal Mart. OMG she was Srsly pissed when the LSU Pimps dropped their tent in the grove complete with a Stripper Pole. LOL. Srsly. Now that's funny.
She's snooty and thinks a lot of herself. I don't know where life will take her, but I can only hope that it will include a trans-Atlantic flight in coach seated next to a 2 year old (dressed in a Juicy Baby velour sweatsuit) with a head cold and in front of a high school ADHD class trip to France.
And remember, neon is in, sheer is only ok for a size two and no flip flops in the winter, y'allz.
Monday, February 25, 2008
It's already starting.
Today my Terminex guy asked if we had LSU Football Tickets. (He noticed the flag on the fence.) I told him yes. He asked if we were going to be using the ones on October 25th, the Georgia game. I laughed. I told him that our family has 6 tickets and 6 adults and I am quite sure that unless my husband is in Iraq or we are 2 minutes from death, we will all be there.
It's 8 months until the game and Georgia fans are already looking for tickets.
It's 8 months until the game and Georgia fans are already looking for tickets.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Mom on Strike
Someone throw this woman a life vest or a brain. There is a 33 year old mother of 4 boys in Ocala, Florida who was arrested for neglecting her boys ages 17, 16, 13 and 12. She was tired of picking up after them. She tried to get the court system to put them in jail. She finally moved out and left them to live in the mess that they made.
Listen to this, she would spend one night a week at the house and go over at night when she got off work to make sure they were in bed.
I guess this should be a lesson on why you don't start having children when you are 16 years old.
Listen to this, she would spend one night a week at the house and go over at night when she got off work to make sure they were in bed.
I guess this should be a lesson on why you don't start having children when you are 16 years old.
Hot and Ready?
I knew it was a crappy day when I yelled at the girl in the drive up window at Little Ceasars. All I wanted was a cheese pizza. On my way to pick up the sitter so I could be at a meeting at 6:30 and I needed a pizza. Easy right? NOPE! I am sure the mental giant at the drive up window couldn't give a shit what I thought, but when you have Hot and Ready on the big sign out front, have the damn things hot and ready.
Kids ate cherios. Everyone lived to see another day. I'm still pissed at the LC's.
Kids ate cherios. Everyone lived to see another day. I'm still pissed at the LC's.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Tiny Dancer
I got two tickets to see Elton John. A much easier "GET" than the Hannah Montana Tickets that we DIDN'T get.
Online, I filled in the ticketmaster form for two tickets best available. When that came back with two tickets on the floor for a total of $225 I had to stop and think. I asked M.D. Husband if I really wanted floor seats. His exact words were, "are you planning on throwing your underwear at him?". So, I canceled those tickets and got upper level tickets on the side. Saved $100 bucks. Still good seats.
When I asked the husband if he wanted to go with me he said no. Not maybe, just no. I guess it would be too much to ask him to be a little bit gay, just for one night. You know, he didn't go with me the last time I saw Elton. On call at the hospital. Why expect anything different this time. This time, he gets to stay with the offspring. So, I am going to find a friend to go with me. Now is when I need a gay concert buddy.
Online, I filled in the ticketmaster form for two tickets best available. When that came back with two tickets on the floor for a total of $225 I had to stop and think. I asked M.D. Husband if I really wanted floor seats. His exact words were, "are you planning on throwing your underwear at him?". So, I canceled those tickets and got upper level tickets on the side. Saved $100 bucks. Still good seats.
When I asked the husband if he wanted to go with me he said no. Not maybe, just no. I guess it would be too much to ask him to be a little bit gay, just for one night. You know, he didn't go with me the last time I saw Elton. On call at the hospital. Why expect anything different this time. This time, he gets to stay with the offspring. So, I am going to find a friend to go with me. Now is when I need a gay concert buddy.
Can a Sister Get a Cold?
It seems like every time I start to feel sick, one of our three offspring come down with a fever and some ailment that trumps my allergy/cold. I asked my M.D. husband if he could just check me into the hospital so I could get sick. He laughed. When I jokingly inquired about checking me in for exhaustion he laughed, again.
Why can't I go into the hospital for a much needed rest? Celebrities do it all the time. Is there some type of rule that says you need to be addicted to Heroin, Meth or Vodka to qualify for a 36 hour exhaustion visit to a first rate hospital. That's when M.D. Husband informed me that Meth/Heroin/Vodka Celebrity pays CASH for their visit.
When you put it that way, I will keep that $800 for a 36 hour exhaustion visit and take a Fun Ship Cruise. Sleep when I want. Eat when I want. Drink all I want. AND, I don't have to worry about a future trip to Rehab.
Why can't I go into the hospital for a much needed rest? Celebrities do it all the time. Is there some type of rule that says you need to be addicted to Heroin, Meth or Vodka to qualify for a 36 hour exhaustion visit to a first rate hospital. That's when M.D. Husband informed me that Meth/Heroin/Vodka Celebrity pays CASH for their visit.
When you put it that way, I will keep that $800 for a 36 hour exhaustion visit and take a Fun Ship Cruise. Sleep when I want. Eat when I want. Drink all I want. AND, I don't have to worry about a future trip to Rehab.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Grammys
I loved the Grammys last night. I have been listening to Amy Winehouse for the past 4 months now. My personal favorite Amy Winehouse song, Tears Dry on their Own. She's as crazy as a shithouse rat, but I love her style of music.
Morris Day and The Time - Oh My. I loved it. Next year, Cameo and a little Oh Sheila?
I must say that I felt a little old. I love Jerry Lee Lewis but man did he look old. God love him, he can still bang on a piano. I was worried that Tina Turner would try to out shake Beyonce and break a heel or a hip. And did Little Richard steal a wig from the wardrobe room at The Color Purple on Broadway?
I still have trouble with some rappers and hip hop. I don't get alot of the "ho and pimp" stuff. I am true to the old school rappers. Rob Base... ."I wanna rock right now, I'm Rob Base and I came to get down"...... Joy and Pain.... The Beastie Boys.... RUN DMC ...... But I liked Kanye's songs. Did you think his D.J.'s look a little like extras from the movie TRON?
Great Show, but I am still waiting for the Journey Reunion with Steve Perry. The greatest voice in music!
Morris Day and The Time - Oh My. I loved it. Next year, Cameo and a little Oh Sheila?
I must say that I felt a little old. I love Jerry Lee Lewis but man did he look old. God love him, he can still bang on a piano. I was worried that Tina Turner would try to out shake Beyonce and break a heel or a hip. And did Little Richard steal a wig from the wardrobe room at The Color Purple on Broadway?
I still have trouble with some rappers and hip hop. I don't get alot of the "ho and pimp" stuff. I am true to the old school rappers. Rob Base... ."I wanna rock right now, I'm Rob Base and I came to get down"...... Joy and Pain.... The Beastie Boys.... RUN DMC ...... But I liked Kanye's songs. Did you think his D.J.'s look a little like extras from the movie TRON?
Great Show, but I am still waiting for the Journey Reunion with Steve Perry. The greatest voice in music!
Lucky Charms
I am living in a house with a cereal abuser. Yes, the 2 year old only likes the marshmallows from the lucky charms. She has started pouring out the dry cereal and picking out the yellow stars, green clover and blue diamonds.
I hope the Leprechaun does not find out about this.
I hope the Leprechaun does not find out about this.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Brit
This entire Britney circus is exhasting me. Yes, she's nuttier than a fruitcake, but at least her family can get it together enough to have her held for two weeks.
What baffles me is that now her attorneys, that threatened to quit a month ago, want to contest her father being in control of her estate.
Amazing. A month ago she's a nutcase and we quit. Today, she hates her father and we think someone else needs to be in control.
What baffles me is that now her attorneys, that threatened to quit a month ago, want to contest her father being in control of her estate.
Amazing. A month ago she's a nutcase and we quit. Today, she hates her father and we think someone else needs to be in control.
Friday, February 1, 2008
Fruit from the Fruit
The local news reported an elderly man was arrested for exposing himself to school children at a bus stop. The children reported that a few days earlier he tried to lure them to a storage unit with a bannana. Yep, that's correct. A Bannana. Well, we all know that he is mentally ill. Who in their right mind lures children with fruit. That's like saying, "hey little girl, come over here. Come see this nice bag of carrots and lentils".
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