It seems like every time I start to feel sick, one of our three offspring come down with a fever and some ailment that trumps my allergy/cold. I asked my M.D. husband if he could just check me into the hospital so I could get sick. He laughed. When I jokingly inquired about checking me in for exhaustion he laughed, again.
Why can't I go into the hospital for a much needed rest? Celebrities do it all the time. Is there some type of rule that says you need to be addicted to Heroin, Meth or Vodka to qualify for a 36 hour exhaustion visit to a first rate hospital. That's when M.D. Husband informed me that Meth/Heroin/Vodka Celebrity pays CASH for their visit.
When you put it that way, I will keep that $800 for a 36 hour exhaustion visit and take a Fun Ship Cruise. Sleep when I want. Eat when I want. Drink all I want. AND, I don't have to worry about a future trip to Rehab.
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