Fruit from the Fruit

The local news reported an elderly man was arrested for exposing himself to school children at a bus stop. The children reported that a few days earlier he tried to lure them to a storage unit with a bannana. Yep, that's correct. A Bannana. Well, we all know that he is mentally ill. Who in their right mind lures children with fruit. That's like saying, "hey little girl, come over here. Come see this nice bag of carrots and lentils".