Monday, March 24, 2008

Attention all Politicians, Prostitutes and Prophets

Stop F@*#ing Around! PLEASE! We are sick of your "prostitute press conferences". Please no more "extramarital affairs Q&A". How about no more T & A? Or, maybe control the PDA?

To the present and future Mayors, Governors, Senators and Representatives, I have some very important information for you. THIS WILL NEVER TURN OUT POSITIVE. It always looks bad and you will always look like an idiot.

Pretty Woman is a movie. NO prostitute EVER looks like that and I feel save to assume that you are no Richard Gere.

Wake up! It's a digital, wireless world. EVERYONE has a cameraphone. Mother's turn in their offspring for $500 to crimestoppers. A hotel clerk will sell you out for MUCH less.

How about thinking of how your children will handle this information. Do you really think that no one will say anything to them at school.

Wise up Fools. Your 15 minutes are almost up... tick, tick, tick....

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