Toilet Trauma

I thought toilet trauma was when my niece won't sit because the water is blue. Or when my little one won't sit on the little potty becase it's to pretty and pink to put poop in it.

Now we have all learned that toilet trauma is when you sit on the toilet for 2 years and it has to be surgically removed from your ass.

I know you all read this story, or saw it on the news. I don't understand people. Maybe that's why I am not a psychiatrist. It's like those people you would see on those ER shows who show up and say they have pain in their foot and when the doctor looks at it, the whole thing is black and rotten. Damn, people. I get nervous when I smash my finger and the nail bed bruises. How on earth do you look at your entire foot, turning black and not say, "hey, that just does not look right".

Kind of like the couple in the trailer. Who lets their girlfriend sit on a toilet for two years? I don't even want to know more about this. It's too sad and scary.