The MomOlympics

Because we are going to be bombarded by NBC Olympic coverage, I thought I would get a head start on my own version.

The MomOlympics

Under Track and Field we have the following categories:

The Webkinz Punt
This has two divisions; Distance and Accuracy
** Webkinz must be picked up with toes for the accuracy division.

A Sort and Fold relay.
This is a timed event. It can be a team sport when sorting, matching and folding socks are involved.

The Garbage Can Sprint
This is an early morning event. It is a sprint to get the large garbage can to the street before the truck arrives. This requires memory skills. The trucks may arrive any time between 6 and 8 a.m.

In the Gymnastics category we have the following:

The Diaper Change Wrestling Event
Extra points for accuracy and Butt Paste application.

The After School Ballet Dance of Death
This requires skill in dressing children in tights and leotards, feeding children, completing homework and twisting ballerina's hair into tight bun for dancing. AND doing it three times a week in a mini-van.

Please feel free to add any additional events you think are relevant to this competition.
I will add them to list and give credit where credit is due.