I Poured the Wine, She Cut the Cheese

I stopped at the Flora Bama to pick up a t-shirt and some CD's for a friend in Afghanistan. Who wants to go to Afghanistan without a Flora-Bama Do It On the Line T-Shirt? Not me!

I picked up a CD by Rusty McHugh and laughed all the way home. OK, so it's a 10 minute drive from my house to the Flora Bama, but I drove slow.

I couldn't resist with the names of some of the songs. I Poured the Wine (She Cut the Cheese), Old Milwaukee - An Ugly Woman - and a Crappy Bag of Pot, Tequila Makes My Clothes Fall Off, Too Sunburned to Screw, We All Love a Woman With a Big Ole Ass, You Don't Have to be Happy to be Gay, White People's Party, Daddy's Naked and Up On the Waterslide.....

I think my favorite title is She Put a Louisiana Liplock on My Alabama Porkchop.

You get the idea. It's not a G rated sing along.

Maybe if you are lucky you will be on my Christmas List and receive a CD as a gift!

www.payplay.fm/rustymchugh1


In that same line of off color humor, I also bought the CD with the title

Big Earl Sings The Classics
16 Hilarious Songs That Will Have You Laughing Your Ass Off
You Damn Right!

These are a few of Earl's bests.

There's a Critter Up My Shitter
Wish I Was Hung Like My Brother

Yes folks, I can find some fine beach music.