I don't know what it is, but the freaks flock to me.
We parked the minivan in the parking lot at the military exchange complex. Making a quick beer run on a Sunday, on our way home from church. Sinners we are, yes sir-ree.
A white Trailblazer parked next to me with some grey haired old people in Hawaiian shirts. It would have been just another suv full of military retirees except for the Zebra stripes on the ENTIRE vehicle. The girls were squealing. They loved it.
When the suv pulled out I got a good look at the tailgate. It had large writing. 4-5 inch black lettering. It read
Gene Morris
World's Greatest Long Spear Thrower
I am a little bummed out.
I would totally have asked him about his long spear.
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